I saw the strangest sight when I was out shopping the other day. There, almost gliding up and down the aisles with her shopping trolley was a woman decked out in an outfit that could only be described as Air Hostess meets Stepford Wife! I suppose what struck me about her was that she stood out like a sore thumb amongst all the other supermarket shoppers and I don’t think this was necessarily a good thing. Her outfit was in the style of an Air Hostess with a little blue cap plonked on top of the weirdest hairdo. There was obviously a whole lot of hair extensions going on, which were clipped to her head in the most haphazard manner. Now I’ve always been of the opinion that if you’re going to invest money in hair extensions (they’re not cheap), you don’t want people to be able to tell. Rather like a decent wig, I’d want my extensions to be in detectible. She was then wearing this huge blue overcoat that despite her solid (well-built) frame was swamping her. Her expression was vacant (hence the comparison to the Stepford Wives) and she almost looked like something you’d later think you imagined! Still, she made an otherwise mundane trip to the shops a little more interesting - it take all sorts!

Hey, everything you need for Christmas - if you’ve got guests coming to stay and you’re ashamed of the state of your 3 piece suite, there’s no need to splash out on a new sofa - you can simply update your old once and instantly rejuvenate your room! And, even better you’ll be able to stock up your Wine collection too. Happy Christmas!