Don’t you just hate it when you go to try clothes on in a shop and you’ve got 3 items, but they insist that you take 4? For a start, I’m normally struggling with the 3 pieces of clothing without being handed another one that I don’t even want to try on. It takes longer to hang them up in your cubicle before you can start your own personal fashion parade! Usually I’m handed something so hideous that I can even find myself feeling a little offended (ok, ok, I know it’s pulled off the rack at random, but when it’s handed to you by an uber-slim stunning, fashion-conscious shop assistant, you can’t help but wonder…) So, now not only am I struggling with the 4 items of clothing over my arm, but I’m also desperately trying to hide the horror item under the other 3 so that people don’t think I’m taking it into the changing room through choice! Then again, they can’t win. If they do happen to give me an extra item in my size and I try it on, and I really quite like it, then I end up spending even more money! I know, I’m making a huge fuss over nothing - who really cares what I’m trying on when I go shopping? I suppose my problem is, shopping is serious business and I don’t have time to mess around with unwanted clothes - so please, give me a tag with a number on and then you’ll neither offend me or make me bankrupt!